I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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