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i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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