Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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