happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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