So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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