Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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