in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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