I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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