how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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