is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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