when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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