glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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