I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
My Higher Power is John Stamos
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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