I forgot how hot balto sounded
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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