butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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