go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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