ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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