and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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