Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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