another moral hangover. fuck.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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