he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I will be naked everywhere
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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