you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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