so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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