yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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