it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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