I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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