I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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