i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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