we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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