well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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