everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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