I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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