Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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