I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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