You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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