Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
We were destined to go to rehab together
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Randomize
