so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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