..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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