I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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