you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
you had me at cake vodka
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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