Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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