some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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