There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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