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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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