i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
