I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
The uberlube is also flammable
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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