So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Randomize
