you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He passed out mid-signature
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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