I wish I only lived at night.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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