the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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